Niall swearing on Twitcam (x)
the cutest ever is like i didnt think liam could be happier that he was with andy but then niall appears and he nearly explodes into a rainbow
little does this innocent man know he is going to be created into a “inside joke” for millions of 12 year old girls and created into thousands of urls and twitter names and used and abused poor man
Liam and Andy Twitcam Highlights
Liam: I've only got one kidney, I can't drink!
Andy: It's the liver that matters!
Liam (talking to Paul in his robe): I'm on twitcam to 36,000 people and you're in your dressing gown!
Liam(talking about escaping some fans): We saw this man who looked like Peter Parker so spiderman was with us the whole time.
Liam: Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Liam: And then my sandwich came which was REALLY annoying because I just got in the pool.
Liam (looking in a mirror): Here's me, looking at you, looking at me!
Liam (pretending hes zayn): Dodecahedron!!
Liam: Andy is nasty! And I never have any tissues!
Liam: Now 60,000 people know that Andy left some big firewood logs in the toilet.
Liam: Can anyone else do this noise!? *starts honking*
Liam and Andy: *start honking the a team*
Liam (puts on sunglasses): NIALL BE BACK.
Niall: I was listening to Believe!!
Liam: Listening to Biebers album. Okay. Leaving me for JB.
Liam: Abbreviation! YOLO!
Liam: If you need to pee there will be a short break now........
Andy (5 seconds later): Welcome back!
Liam: I hope you peed!
Liam: What the ff-- DEVIL!?
Liam (with a mustache on his face): Hi my name is Liam and I just cant separate my eyebrows I want them to be together forever!
Liam (to the tune of everybody dance now): Everybody mustache now! YEAHHHHHH!
Liam (Wrapping Andy in toilet paper): OH i found a new technique! The spinning fingers! SMASHING IT!
Liam: Andys de poo boy!
Pizza Man: Are you talking to someone?
Liam: Yeah youre online to 75,000 viewers!
Pizza Man: Oh well I can rap! *starts rapping like a bad ass*
Liam: RAPPING PIZZA MAN!
Liam: That was the sickest rap ive ever heard live! Well maybe not the sickest because I just saw Jay-Z but still.
Liam: Why is my bum hash tagging? What did my bum do?
Liam: What is my catchohrase on there?
Andy: On the 1D cartoon?
Liam: Yeah! ITS ON LIKE DONKEY CONG!
Liam: Louis, we've got to find the pussy magnet! We need some help from Psymon!
Liam: This is my favorite shirt and now I've got grease on it!
Andy: I've got grease on my top too.
Liam: That's my shirt!
Liam: Someone just called us fattys. Great way to finish calling us fattys.
